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(248): View more from Michigan

fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

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What does that mean?

(248): View more from Michigan

How when the cu k dos I yet u

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Focus

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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(516): View more from New York

Are you with Adam and his vodka?

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Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued

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(214): View more from Texas

bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.

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(281): View more from Texas

Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.

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(206): View more from Washington

it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"

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(757): View more from Virginia

And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"

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(623): View more from Arizona

FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.

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