brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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