I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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