he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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