Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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