Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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