he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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