hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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