Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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