erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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