did you get engaged???
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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