If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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