Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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