sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
