Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
vagina is talking i cant
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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