Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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