I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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