do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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