Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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