Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he laminated a picture of his dick.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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