All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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