i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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