do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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