He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My cat gives me a boner
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My orgasm happened in two different decades
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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