She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
As shirtless as possible
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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