Need sex. Gaining weight.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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