i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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