Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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