So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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