New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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