all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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