You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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