girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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