I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
whose parrot is this?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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