i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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