Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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