Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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