google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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