I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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