we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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