Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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