I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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