Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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