Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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