I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
