Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
is that a dick in a sweater?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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