fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
