I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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