I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
