My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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